does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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