I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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