where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think a kid would responsible me up
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
