yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
