I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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