just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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