your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I love black thongs
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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