I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
The struggles of a small town man whore
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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