i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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