Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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