Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
