So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize