Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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