It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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