I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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