Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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