well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
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he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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