I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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