It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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