So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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