All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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