Walk of Shame. In a state park.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.