I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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