Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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