Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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