Just cropdusted the office
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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