I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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