4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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