It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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