The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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