I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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