If that was your dad, he is hot
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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