I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just sucked dick on a ferry
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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