Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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