Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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