Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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