Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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