Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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