I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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