Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize