I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Everything about him screamed your future.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
