I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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