Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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