I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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