Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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