Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
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