I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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