just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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