Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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