When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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