overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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