fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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