Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
