The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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