let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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