Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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