Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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